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Spacecraft Repair

Did your navigation system shut down in the middle of that asteroid field? We can repair any dings and scrapes to your spacecraft!

Problem Solving

Need to know how magnets work? Our problem solving solutions team can help you identify problems and conduct exploratory research.


Planning a time travel trip to the middle ages? Preserve the space time continuum by blending in with period accurate armor and weapons.

Pencil Sharpening

We've been voted the best pencil sharpening service for 10 consecutive years. If you have a pencil that feels dull, we'll get it sharp!

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